Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn’t always fair,

and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without the burglar suing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights; I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; and I’m A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

(Printed in The London Times)

yeah so i wasnt grounded too long i guess...or maybe it just took me forever to get around to tellin you guys lol anywho im ungrounded now because i got a job at quiznos yesterday (woot go me!) so ill be back in action! weeeeee. so yeah lifes great and all, i now have a job, im working on getting a boyfriend(if i can grow a SPINE) and im not grounded anymore! i am a happy camper. cept for some reason i woke up at five fucking thirety this morning and couldnt go back to sleep.....*tired* and ive noticed a weird pain in my jaw when i turn my head....hopefully im just tired and delusional....guh i need sleeps. OH ANNNND neat little tidbit...i just noticed that the schools computers have photoshop! that just made me happy because ive never seen photoshop before so yeah....XP just thought id tell those who care ^^ probably upload more crap soon. maybe some more sappy love poetry just to annoy you all.



love you! *scurries off*

me: SOOOOOOooooooo yeah. im grounded as usual. have been for a few days....and i dont know when ill be back. all the internet in my house acept for my parents comp is gone. i have absolutely NO accses except at school....like now. so i wont be active until god knows when.

love you all.

Xirak: ATTENTION ETERNALITES OF MY TEAM and anyone else who cares. i dont know if i will be able to help with my team mission, i will be leaving primary control of the team to my lieutenant zerikx. i have a mission plan that im going to pitch to him. so until i return any team members of mine report to zerikx. oh and *nuzzels xejan* love you =3*flees*

me: yeah...soo i might be on here and there at school but i wont be RPing for a while. maybe ill upload more poetry....*sighs and scurries off*

RULES:
1. Pick which OC you are going to answer this in
2. Answer all the questions Truthfully. Make it interesting!
3. Tag at least 5 others when finished!

Name: xixi. full names xirak but i only hear that when im in trouble.
Birthdate: uh...some time about twenty years ago i was born. i sdont5 know my own birthday. lions dont keep track of thesethings okay?!
Birth Place: just off the oasis in the pridelands, Africa.
Current Location: roof top of memories sky scraper. world that never was.
Eye Color: base coulor is yellow with a red ring around the pupils and green veins throughout and bordering the iris.
Hair Color:tawny blonde with dark brown streaks throughout and silver bangs.
Height: 7'0. yeah i know. im a big girl =3.
Weight: mean and lean 287!
Piercing: on each ear i have three cuffs onb top and five piercing alonfg the bottom. the first four are connected with chains and have bells on them and the fifth just has a bel on it. i used to have a brow piercing but got rid of it.
Tattoos: one long tatto along my face in the shape of tears in memory of my sombodies family.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: i have no one yet...but hoping for one maybe one day...
Overused Phraze: by the king!


FAVORITES
Food: roasted wildabeest with garlic and frenchfries. and a side order of bbq ribs.
Candy:chocolate!
Number: 6!
Color: crimson blue and brown.
Animal: lions of course. dragons, monkeys and wolves!
Drink:chocolate milk!
Alcohol Drink: i dont usually drink but i like rum.and beer.
Bagel: chocolate chip
Letter: X
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes. they are so expressive and beautiful...i often find myself staring into....no ones! *shifty eyes*


THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds i suppose. i got an aweful tummy ache from burgerking.
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberris! watermelon EWWW!
Hot tea or Ice tea: iced tea! yummm
Chocolate or Vanilla: mocha chocolate! no wait cappuciono chocolate!mmmmmmm
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:hot chocolate with coffee in it.
Kiss or Hug: hugz..
Dog or Cat: cats obviously jeeze do you KNOW who your talking to??
Rap or Punk: ......meh.
Summer or Winter: summer. reminds me of the desert.
Movies or Funny Movies: hmmm movies. life is amusing enough
Love or Money: i never used money for most of my life so ill stick with love.


YOUR...
Bedtime: dont sleep half the time.
Most Missed Memory: hunting with the pride. being a part of a unit.
Best phyiscal feature: hmm id say my legs. i can dissapear with legs these strong!
First Thought Waking Up: ugh....i cant belive a slept last night...holy crap another scar!!
Goal for this year: DONT DIE. and to fall in love.
Best Friends:jinxy for sure. xabby, xeros,xiron,raxen,nahxs...and...leon,cid,yuffie. etc etc lol.
Weakness: when my family is threatend that is a strenghth and a weakness.
Fears:i dont fear much, but i fear darkness, evil, fading away and being forgotten.
Heritage: *smiles* I am the daughter to the son of kovu, prince of the pridelands. very powerful.
Longest relationship: my mate g'ran. he was such a handsome fellow before he died....

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: oh jeeze. lets not even go there...
Ever Smoked: not on my life.
Pot: nope.
Ever been Drunk: oh my....unfortunately yes. almost killed someone last time.
Ever been beaten up: weekley.
Ever beaten someone up: daily.
Ever Shoplifted: not that i know o-wait...yeah. i stole an apple in agrabah once....teehee good times.
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes! did it with yuffie once lol.....poor vincent.....bad timing on that one lol. who knew somone could turn so red?
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: not as a nobody. and lions dont kiss...so no.
Been Dumped Lately:nope


IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color:lively eyes. eyes that shine in the moonlight.
Favorite Hair Color:dont have one. everyones beautiful to me.
Short or Long: long i guess but it doesnt matter as lng as its CLEAN
Height: lol shorter than me unless i can find someone as tall as me.
Style: nah dont care
Looks or Personality: gotta have an open and good personality. cant be evil. only as evil as i am....
Hot or Cute: doesnt matter
Drugs and Alcohol: still ont matter
Muscular or Really Skinny:gotta be strong enough to keep up with the master lol
Who is the Guy or Girl you wish you were with Right Now?:jinxy....

RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: too many to count
What country/world do you want to Visit: lets see what ahve i NOT been to yet?......HEAVEN! ivce been tp the underworld but never the ...overworld? lol
How do you want to Die: in an epic battle of flailing limbs and heads.
Been to the Mall Lately: not lately.....wait. WE HAVE A MALL?! *sqees and runs off*
Do you like Thunderstorms:i LOOOVE thunder storms! and lightning! i just get hit by it alot tho...something to do with lightning rods....*scratches head*
Get along with your Parents:dead dead and more dead
Health Freak: *nomming a chocolate bar and about fifty pizza pops* whats health?
Do you think your Attractive: HELLS YEAH im a sexy feline piece of meat right here!


BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
Want to go to College: whats colledge?
Do you Smoke: never efer
Do you Drink:not lately...
Shower Daily: i try.
Been in Love: thats all i belive in
Do you Sing: all the time
Want to get Married: no way.
Do you want Children: did that once dont want that pain again.besides i already have one right now *pats mesa*
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Hate anyone:yes. just a few out there. you knw who you are. your goin down!!
You Prolly answered this already but if your in Love, who is it?: hmm lets see......hes invisible, made of air and has no smell...who is he? NOTHING! lol......i need a hug...


dont wanna tag this. if you wann do it do it lol

Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends , and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 9

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 16

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 20

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 28

41. [ ] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 33

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 42

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 50

71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 56

81. [ ] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 59

91. [x] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [ ] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total: 64

just did this for fun see you in a week
(it should actually say 65 i just spelt stupid wrong...proof is in the title)